I'd never be a surfer

Once upon a time there was a little person called Joey. Joey loves walks out come rain or shine. One day she stepped out in the drizzle for some fresh air. It was damp but not too wet. As she walked she got damp too, but not too wet. She was quite happy.
Some time later, not far up the road behind her, a white-van-man was speeding along merrily in his big white van. Suddenly the happy white-van-man noticed a huge puddle in the road and though 'What fun would it be to make a great splash!' So he charged his big white van through the big wide puddle, and he was so pleased with the wave that it made!

At the same time, Joey was strolling by the big wide puddle daydreaming to herself, thinking 'I do hate water, I'd never ever be a surfer!' SUddenly, she snapped out of her musings and gauped up where the sky had been, to see a great big tidal wave looking over her head. She stared in amazement, thinking she must be daydreaming.
Then she realised she wasn't dreaming when the great wave came crashing over her, drenching her head to toe!
'... that was a very cold, wet daydream', she thought, 'I hope i don't have that again.'
... poor joey could not have been wetter if she'd fallen off her surfboard! So now she was very soggy, and not quite so happy...